Fortunately, the Milk

Fortunately, the Milk

eBook - 2013
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An absolute delight of a madcap story for the young (and young-at-heart) by New York Times bestselling author Neil Gaiman, with equal parts pirates and piranhas, adventure and aliens, oddity and love. "I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: t h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road.""Hullo," I said to myself. "That's not something you see every day. And then something odd happened."Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and bestselling author Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Skottie Young.
Publisher: 2013
Description: 1 online resource
ISBN: 9780062224095

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May 13, 2019

Great little read! A father needs to go and get milk and is gone for a long time. The tale he tells his children to explain is absence is quite long winded and slightly a sci-fi. Even better as the children are having a hard time believing him. Fun read!

IndyPL_SteveB Apr 02, 2019

A brief children’s comic novel by the multi-award winning Gaiman. This is essentially a science fiction version of a tall tale. Children tell their father they are out of milk so he goes to the store. It’s a long time before he returns, and he spins them a long tale about how he met a time-traveling dinosaur inventor and saved the world. Clever and twisty, but slighter than most of Gaiman’s novels.

Jan 12, 2019

Very imaginative and inventive storytelling fun to read

Dec 15, 2018

Unfortunately, rather disappointing. I was all set to love this as I think Neil Gaiman writes so well for kids and for adults who love Kid's fiction. This book got bogged down with complex, uninteresting detail. I was hoping to preview it, and one day have the pleasure of sharing it with a child who loves fantasy as it was short and it was by Gaiman who is so usually imaginative. It was not of the caliber of Corraline and the Graveyard book, not close. The drawings were excellent, but that wasnt good enough as this was a novella and not just a picture book.

VaughanPLDianeB Nov 21, 2018

Not my 'cup of milk', but an interesting adventure for kids -- very whimsical. If you're looking for a light-hearted tale, this pick is a good one. This book contains many examples of onomatopoeia as well as fantastical illustrations.

Sep 20, 2018

Loved Loved Loved this book. In true Gaiman fashion it was fun and whimsical and magical. The illustrations are fantastic. This is a great book to read aloud with children! -- Jenny (See more of my picks by following WoodneathJenny)

ylpladults Aug 23, 2018

Be prepared for a wild ride when you listen to this book. The kids need milk for their breakfast cereal and Dad is going to buy some from the corner store and bring it home, no matter what obstacles get in the way. Neil Gaiman is a great reader.

Aug 15, 2018

Loved Loved Loved this book. In true Gaiman fashion it was fun and whimsical and magical. The illustrations are fantastic. This is a great book to read aloud with children!

multcolib_karene Jul 31, 2018

Fortunately, Neil Gaiman Writes Books

Mar 28, 2018

I thought this was fantastic, I loved the artwork and the story was goofy and exciting.

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Jul 11, 2016

Nothing at all in this book makes sense to me, but what if this life-changing journey is real? Try to wrap your head around a dinosaur whose expertise is Science, a hot air balloon, pirates, several wormholes, one mom's list of things not to do while she's away, two witty little kids, and one clever dad on his journey to get some milk. Gaiman pieces all those and many more in a lovely, enjoyable blend of fiction.

Jun 22, 2015

a dad goes out to buy his children some milk. on his way home meets a stegosaurus that takes him to a lot of places before he gets home. he then tells the story to his kids.

alicat42 Jun 24, 2014

A trip to get milk results in many adventures.


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JCLChristiH Jan 12, 2014

I said good-bye to all the dinosaurs. I thanked Professor Steg for saving my life. "Not at all," she said. "We were both fortunate that you had the milk with you. It is not every container of milk that saves the world, after all." "That was me that saved the world, " I said, "Not the milk." The space dinosaurs all had their picture taken holding the milk and smiling at the camera. "What are you going to do with the milk?" they asked me, "Are you going to put it in a museum?" "No, I am not," I told them. "I am going to give it to my children for their breakfast cereal. and possibly I will pour some in my tea." - See more at:,_the_milk#sthash.C5hLd5oV.dpuf


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