Where'd You Go, Bernadette

Where'd You Go, Bernadette

Large Print - 2012
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When her notorious, hilarious, volatile, talented, troubled, and agoraphobic mother goes missing, teenage Bee begins a trip that takes her to the ends of the earth to find her.
Publisher: Waterville, ME : Thorndike Press, 2012
Edition: Large print ed
Description: 479 p. (large print) ; 23 cm
ISBN: 9781410453068
Branch Call Number: LP Semp


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Oct 12, 2017

First half of this book accurately and archly describes many facets of the upper-middle class lifestyle in Seattle--especially among well-heeled women who either aren't working or are not really engaged in life. The battle of the blackberries is hilarious. The second half stutters as it veers into a magic realism type of journey. Whether or not the ending is true, is up to the reader.

Apr 28, 2017

Several readers said it was humorous. I guess humor is such an individual thing, because while I found it somewhat 'light', I didn't find it that funny. It's a dry humor, if that's your thing.
The problem I had with the story is that the characters didn't have much depth. I kept waiting for someone to come through with some personal worthwhile contribution, but they fell flat in that respect.
I was also waiting for a more dramatic ending. Without spoiling the end, it's rather predictable.
As I mentioned initially, it is a 'light' book, so you don't have to think much beyond the page.

Feb 19, 2017

Funny, quirky easy read. Semple paints great caricature's of "organic-hippy-Amazon-Microsoft" Seattlites in this humorous story of a woman going through a crisis, through the eyes of her teenage daugther.

Jan 03, 2017

Loved this book! Especially the references and nods to various Seattle places. I think Seattleites will find this book more amusing than most :) Really liked the changed up style of writing as well via correspondence from the characters.

Chapel_Hill_SarahW Jan 03, 2017

Super fun read in an interesting format. I thought reading emails, documents, notes, etc. would leave me with jumpy narrative, but I found the trail of the story easy to follow and set a fast pace. I loved the quirky characters and the setting of Seattle.

Dec 25, 2016

Hysterical - very funny, a wonderful light story.

Dec 14, 2016

What a good read! Is in a quirky format and almost reads as a mystery with guessing at each turn. Questioning yourself if its fact or if its be fabricated by the narrator. Page turner for sure and definitely want to read more from this author.

AL_LESLEY Nov 10, 2016

A fun and silly epistolary satire that doesn't read like a satire so don't be scared by that literary term. This can just be a light read on a hectic day or you can delve in deeper. Either way it's enjoyable. Excellent as an audio and just to read.

Nov 06, 2016

Readable, whimsical ,worthwhile. Quirky people and painful parts of life. A mother who is not all about her mothering. The family live in a big house that was a boarding school, on top of a hill in Seattle. Father is a computer geek and mother a brilliant architect who is depressed after losing her culminating design home in NYC. Layers of story from the daughter's perspective, including trips to Antarctica.

Oct 14, 2016

This book has a very unique and original email-corespondence based format.
It feels real even with its exaggerations for dramatic effects. Very funny at times with a dark sense of humor.
I found it a pleasant read not for its story but its no-nonsense non-aplologatic, raw sense of humor and honesty.

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M_ALCOTT Jul 30, 2014

" One of the main reasons I don't like leaving the house is because I might find myself face-to-face with a Canadian. Seattle is crawling with them. You probably think, U.S./Canada, they're interchangeable because they're both filled with English-speaking, morbidly obese white people. Well Manjula, you couldn't be more mistaken."-Excerpt from an email Bernadette sent to her virtual assistant Manjula

Jul 07, 2013

Chihulys are the pigeons of Seattle. They're everywhere, and even if they don't get in your way, you can't help but build up a kind of antipathy toward them. --Page 162, paperback edition.


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APlazek Feb 27, 2013

Where'd You Go, Bernadette is one of the quirkiest books of the year. It is a satire of the rich and the lifestyles of Seattle and Microsoft, but is dead on funny. Told through the voice of Bernadette's teenage daughter Bee (short for Balashnika) and vairous e-mails, text messages and other communications. Hysterical!


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